farmer gaben's epic quest

[Poptart Doge]

we each post a small segment of the story below. when finished, give 2 or more choices that the next poster will have to make. that said poster will then type a small segment of the story related to the choice he made and supply 2 or more choices to the next poster.

farmer gaben awoke one day to find his crek fields on fire
he went outside to take a whiff but got 2high and fainted (note that the story you write doesn't have to be that short)

does gaben...

a. awake and get high of your ass again
b. awake and go text ur gf
c. unleash steam north korea summer sale
d. call homeboy xX_kim_john_kush_Xx and ask for help

[Lord Chin Chin]

d. Gaben called up his homeboy xX_Kim_John_Kush_Xx.


xX_Kim_John_Kush_Xx wasn't home. He was at the strip club. So Salamander picked up the call and say "nyeeeeees " Gaben said "SALAMANDER MAN WHERE IS KIM?" Salamander man ignored and played his flute with his nostril.

a. Salamander man ends the call.
b. Salamander man passes the phone to Ainsley
c. Salamander man carries on playing his flute.
d. Salamander man stops playing the flute.

[Poptart Doge]

a. salamander man ends the call xdddd

gaben nukes the strippy, revealing xX_kim_john kush_Xx.

he says "wtf fag"

a. ask for his help
b. mug him
c. challenge him to a 3v1 xdddddd
d. spam his inbox with dank memes xdd

[Lord Chin Chin]

c. Challenge him to a 3v1 xdddddd

salamander man starts rubbing his nipples calling for tactical nuke xdddd

a. Salamander man plays his flute to ask a spell on skr0bs.
b. Gaben gets all the steam userz and git all the nartzis from cs:go
c. xX_Kim_John_Kush_Xx declare war with lord gablunt
d. Salamander man summons the almighty Lord Chin chin to rekt dem skr0bz

[Poptart Doge]

c. xX_Kim_John_Kush_Xx declare war with lord gablunt

rip north raisin xddddddd

gaben uses noclip to get back to his ferm
the crek fields have been extinguished xd

a. make fresh crek
x. ban chin chin for cs:go
z. noscope ur bich xdd 

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